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The air was thick with the smell of fresh paint and promises as I stood at the gates of the White House, watching the spectacle of billion-dollar bravado unfold.

They called it the Stargate Project—a $500 billion hallucination of concrete, silicon, and desperation masquerading as innovation.

The trifecta of OpenAI, SoftBank, and Oracle had thrown their lot together in this great American industrial revival, and the stage was set for the largest data center project in human history.

The press conference was pure theater.

President Trump, grinning like a Cheshire cat, played the crowd with his usual carnival barker flair.

“Hundreds of thousands of jobs!” he roared. “

American AI dominance!”

Behind him stood a rogue’s gallery of Silicon Valley and global finance heavyweights: Masayoshi Son, the relentless samurai of capital; Sam Altman, the boy-wonder prophet of artificial intelligence; and Larry Ellison, king barons.

A $500 Billion Stargate to Somewhere

“Let’s not mince words,” Ellison said, his voice cutting through the din like a buzzsaw. “This isn’t just a project—it’s the future.

Ten buildings in Texas are just the beginning.” Each building a half-million square feet. A gigawatt of power to light them up. The numbers were staggering, a skyscraper of zeros that boggled the mind.

They promised re-industrialization.

Jobs for the masses.

A patriotic crusade against the bureaucratic swamp of American infrastructure. But underneath the polished talking points, there was the distinct stench of madness and ambition.

Altman, with his eerie calm, spoke of building custom AI chips, partnering with Broadcom and TSMC to forge the computational engines of tomorrow.

“National security,” they all repeated, like a mantra. It was a line as old as time, invoked to justify everything from the Manhattan Project to the endless military-industrial complex. This was no different.

Enter the Players: Money and Megawatts

SoftBank brought the bankroll—$100 billion to start, with another $400 billion lurking in the shadows like a poker player with a royal flush.

Masayoshi Son was the maestro of this financial symphony, orchestrating investments with MGX, the mysterious Middle Eastern AI fund, and others. Oracle would bring operational heft, while Nvidia and Microsoft played their roles as tech partners and infrastructure wizards.

But this was no kumbaya coalition. Microsoft, rumored to be embroiled in its own $100 billion supercomputer dreams, was already showing signs of tension with OpenAI over compute capacity. The specter of a megaproject turf war loomed.

Texas, the first battleground, was a fitting choice. The Abilene site, with its $3.4 billion price tag, was just the tip of the iceberg. The Lone Star State had always been a place for big bets, oil gushers, and wildcatters. Now it was ground zero for the AI gold rush.

Dreams of Silicon Glory—or a Mirage?

They painted a rosy picture—AI transforming the economy, a new American Camelot rising from the dust of abandoned factories.

But history has a way of humbling hubris. Data centers are notorious for overpromising and underdelivering on jobs. They guzzle water like a dying man in the desert and drain power grids to the brink. The irony wasn’t lost on anyone that these cathedrals of technology were being sold as saviors of the Rust Belt.

Environmentalists were already sharpening their knives. Critics warned of the strain on local water resources, the fossil fuel dependency, and the opaque promises of “green energy.” None of that mattered to the men on stage.

“We’re building the future,” Altman said, his voice tinged with the zeal of a true believer. “The Stargate Project will secure America’s place in the AI revolution.”

A.I. Everywhere

Watching this parade of power players, I couldn’t help but feel we were witnessing the birth of a new Gilded Age.

But this time, the stakes weren’t railroads or steel—they were the very fabric of intelligence itself. OpenAI and its cohorts weren’t just building data centers; they were laying the groundwork for an AI-driven future that few could fully grasp.

Whether Stargate becomes a shining beacon of progress or a cautionary tale of overreach and environmental devastation remains to be seen. What’s certain is that this project will define the next decade of technology, for better or worse.

As the crowd dispersed and the promises of a $500 billion AI utopia echoed in the cool Washington air, I lit a cigarette and muttered a prayer to the gods of chaos and creation. The Stargate was open, and we were all about to be pulled through.

This Founders Pack Wolfcast article was crafted in the wild spirit of Hunter S. Thompson, with a nod to the absurdity and ambition of our times.

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